Dear...
WOMEN just because it is summer, it does not mean you can walk around wearing next to nothing. Bikinis are for sunbathing on the beach in, or going swimming. You will cause accidents by wearing bikinis when you are walking down a road with cars on.

I walked past a girl in town wearing fuck all today, and she looked all snotty at me as if to say "what are you looking at?"

YOU, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WEARING VERY MUCH AND TO BE SURPRISED THAT MEN ARE LOOKING AT YOUR LARGE MAMMARIES, INTRIGUING CURVES, AND VAST EXPANSES OF FLESH IS TO FUNDAMENTALLY MISUNDERSTAND THE VERY NATURE OF MAN.

Seriously, what do prostitutes wear in summer to turn tricks when NORMAL women are going round dressed in this manner? And how can other women claim that it somehow empowers them when what it is actually doing is contributing to men's predilection to objectify them?

I do not think "girl power", nor "I wonder what that young lady thinks of Jacques Derrida's deconstruction of Freud", when I see women in summer wearing bugger all. I don't think anything, because I am too busy staring. Yes, it is hot, but if you're going to put the adorable puppies in the shop window, you have to expect people to go a bit gooey over them.

Men are very stupid and you continually give us too much credit. Which is kinda hard, because I realise you don't give us much as it is. Reel it in a bit more though, OK?